• You might wear plaid if

    contractors almost never show up

    for work promised at your house

  • You might wear plaid if

    people who make mailing lists

    believe you need a man bra
  • You might wear plaid if

    you once ate pizza pulled from a trash can

    and liked it

Plaid is not merely a design.
It's a way of life and a world view.

Are you just watching or do you want to protect the plaid life?


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